The Love Boat

Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (1)

Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (2)

The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged Bothered & Bewilderedd

An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.

Same Wavelength, The/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace

Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love

A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.

The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew

Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected for a role on her show.

Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)

Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)

Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends

On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.

The Victims/Heavens To Betsy/The Man In The White Shorts

Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still Life

My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love/Baby Talk

A Christmas Presence

First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to Love

Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe

Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners

Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's Daisy

Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)

Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)

The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score

On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine ""pussycat"" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.

The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair

Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America

A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off until the time is right; a bratty adopted teenager finds out that the assistant bartender that he has been harassing is actually his long lost older brother; the entire crew chips in to help April get ready to take her U.S. citizenship test despite her severe test anxiety.

Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Loser & still Champ

So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U

The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?

The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury

Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)

A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.

Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)

A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.

The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy