Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Pilih Musim

Daftar Episode (Musim 1)

E1

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

E2

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

E3

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

E4

Adopted

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

E5

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

E6

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

E7

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

E8

Cat Staff Meeting

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

E9

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

E10

Marital Troubles

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

E11

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

E12

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

E13

The Frog Prince

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

E14

Monkeys Talk About Religion

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

E15

Mountain Climber

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

E16

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

E17

Mad Cow Disease

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

E18

The Bartender Says...

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

E19

Backstage with Bob Dylan

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

E20

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

E21

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

E22

Things You Never Hear

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

E23

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

E24

AIDS Patient Zero

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

E25

Name That Animal Penis!

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

E26

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

E27

Sex with... #1

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

E28

A Fat Guy Working Out

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

E29

A Gay Knight

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

E30

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

E31

Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

E32

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

E33

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

E34

He Who Lives in a Glass House...

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

E35

Sex with... #2

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

E36

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

E37

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

E38

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To have sexual relations with your mother.

E39

Sex with... #3

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

E40

Dirty Vaudeville

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

E41

Fat Jesus

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

E42

Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

E43

The Sneeze Throw-Up

Exactly what it says on the tin...

E44

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

E45

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

E46

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

E47

Small Talk with Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

E48

Marie Antoinette's Notepad

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

E49

Sheep Shearing

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

E50

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.